The Most Important Lessons #2

Once upon a time, there was a young, cordial, cardigan wearing, friendly neighbor named Tommy. Tommy went to church 39 times a week, played Stickball in the street with the neighborhood rascals, taught ESL to under privelaged youths in the inner city, gave 99% of his money to charity, and loved his wife and kids.

Then one day Tommy saw the classic movie "Footloose." Tommy decided to try dancing. He was surprisingly good at it. His wife would often join him dancing. After a few months of dancing, they became world famous ballroom dancers.






But shortly after their ascent to fame in the ballroom dancing world things to an interesting twist. Even though Tommy went to church 63 times a week he never actually was told that dancing was a sin. His time sinning slowly started to rot his mind. His wife left him, his kids disowned him, he lost all ability to play Stickball, he lost all his money and could no longer give 99% to charity, and forgot how to speak English thus leaving him at a major disadvantage in teaching ESL.

As his insanity grew Tommy started to have delusions of litterally eating the planet.

MORAL:

Don't sin.